Remember, Remember the 5th of November!


I'm thrilled to announce that THAT'S NOT ENGLISH will go on sale in the UK on November 5th. The new edition will have a jolly new jacket, thanks to the excellent team at Square Peg/Random House. Please forgive me on Guy Fawkes Night if I imagine, just for a moment, that all those fireworks are part of my own celebration!

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